Templarfreak's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[A Newgrounds Christmas]

I took a dump on your mothers chest!

I should have known...But why didn't I!?

I would've liked to known who wont that arm-wrestle contest though...
All in all I have no beef with this, it's great! =D

Saladfingers got rejected perhaps? And I didn't see foamy until the second time I watched it.

AND TO MASTERMIND: I once tortured my cat and plucked every single hair from it one by one, then I fed it to my Mutant German Shepard, and he $h!t it out a few hours later, then I forced some random guys face into the dog/cat hybrid poop. After that I enjoyed a sand-witch. A sandwich made out of real witches =O And sand...It wasn't that good...

[Fulpitude]

O_O...R.I.P....xD

@ethansmith918: HE'S ABANDONED US! QUICKLY ATTACK HIS HORSE! (If he has one...)

It was a depressing tale...I must say that, but the ending was just simply hilarious to me, but then again I'm kind of dark so you might not say the same :\
-1 for TF dieng and another -1 for his phone being stolen T_T! (on a scale of eleven so 9 which just happens to fit on NG's scale =D)

[Enjoy Your Heaven]

Wow!

That was like actually watching something on TV. (aside from the quality) Great work, very very great work.

[Luigi's Wonderland]

Wow, thats just odd.

I think Mario got angry cause Luigi was boogy-ing without him. xD

Btw, Sexy Mushroom ladies! =D

[Awesome Chaotix]

Welll

Ooookaaaaaaay. xD

[Entanglement 2]

Hm, I wonder...

What'll happen if all those badass dudes meet?...

[Madness: Rising]

Damn, thats bloody!

And there was no 3D in this, that's just skills. Again, I really like this art style to. =)

[John of War]

Dare I say...

That John failed!?!

[COGS OF WAR 2]

Cogs of war?!

Lol this isn't the greatest voice acting but it's still funny as hell xD

[L4D: A matter of time]

If you didn't have that Pipebomb...

...You would've been screwed. xD